Thursday, December 29, 2011

Urgently Needed!

Position: Wife

Available Position: 1 Permanent

Requirement:

Female, health physically and psychologically.
Has a sexual orientation to men.
Good looking, at least she could be introduced to friends and family with proud.
Has a similar interest, consistent, and the frequency at least fifth per day, more than fifth will be more considered.
Fluent in Javanesse, able to recite Al-Qur’an.
Age min. 22 years old, max. 32 years old.
Fresh graduate are welcome to apply.
Fast learner, able to be developed easily
High responsibility and commitment.
Love children.
Like Pets.


If you want to develop yourself with me, please send your application letter, CV, and the latest photograph (4R, colour, and no Photoshop) to: bimarasuna@gmail.com with subject 'Application for Life Partner'.

only shortlisted candidate will be contacted.

PS: Seriously

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Tanya Kenapa?

Tanya Kenapa

Tanya : “Tadi malem ada pertandingan Arsenal lo nonton kagak?”
Jawab : “Ya gw pasti nonton lah.”

Tanya : “Balapan kemarin yang menang siapa? Gw kagak nonton, gw mesti nungguin servis sepeda di auto bridal”
Jawab : “Rugi lo kagak nonton bro, balapanya seru banget, yang menang si Lorenzo, jagoan gw ”

Tanya : “Besok minggu ada reunian anak-anak SMA di Plaza Semanggi, dateng ya?”
Jawab : “Iya gw pasti dateng, gw dah kangen, lama kagak ketemu.”

Tanya : ”Minggu depan camping di Ranca Upas yuk?”
Jawab : “Wah maaf ni, kagak bisa cuy..minggu depan gw ada tugas keluar kota.”

Tanya : “Ntar malem ada tandingan futsal di Soccer Indoor lo main ya!”
Jawab : “Oke bos.”

Tanya : “Kapan terakhir lo dateng ke pengajian?”
Jawab : “Wah gw udah lupa kapan ya…”

Tanya : “Pengajian terakhir yg lo hadiri tentang apa?”
Jawab : “Hmmm, tentang apa ya…..”

Tanya : “Jumatan kemarin khotib-nya kasih pesan apa?”
Jawab : “Apa ya, gw ketiduran pas khotibnya ceramah…..”

Tanya : “Pas Shalat Maghrib tadi imamnya baca surat apa?”
Jawab : “Wah, gw lupa, baca apa ya….”

Kapan lo sempatkan waktu buat cari ilmu yang Fiddunya Wal Akhirat? Ingat setiap hari kita dihitung performance-nya, Kita juga kagak tahu kapan evaluasi-nya, belajarlah selagi lo sempat, ikuti proses coaching dari tiap ayat-Nya yang dibacakan imam.


Cirebon, 4 Desember 2011